It’s no secret that the Full-Time Ninjas have been pumped and pimping this Super Wachowski Bros. (The Matrix, Bound) produced enhanced throwback to the awesome ninja movies you and I grew up with. Now it’s time to support your ninja brothers by going out and buying a copy of this on DVD or Blu Ray so Hollywood gets the message and makes more ninja movies like this! (GiJoe: Rise of Cobra does NOT count! Sorry Snake Eyes. You still my homeboy.)
Ninja Assassin a razor-blade perfect homage/remix/ode to the off-limits VHS ninja movies of our youth featuring Korean pop star Rain getting down to like negative body fat as he uses his mad skillz to protect Naomi Harris from the shadowy hand of an evil ninja clan. Don’t sweat the details, get some friends over, pop open a Red Bull case and some vodka, and turn up the sound system. From the epic opening scene to the climatic Ninja Scroll-like burning battle this movie has teeth and demands respect!
So to repeat if you grew up on this:
Join the ninja army
The Filmmakers
Contact UsJeremy Corray, Writer/Director - Full-Time Ninjas will mark his debut as a feature film director, yet he already holds a proven comedic track record with over 4 million views of his online comedic shorts. His high-impact comedy, Every Thirty Seconds, has been featured on Comedy Central, VH1 and was an official selection of the HBO U.S Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado in addition to 30 other film festivals around the world. It was this production that gained him initial interest from the producers of the television series On The Lot, where he was hand-picked by Steven Spielberg to be a finalist for the show.
Adam Hackbarth, Writer/Producer - A prolific screenwriter and producer, Adam has produced screenplays for films which have been seen on Showtime, TMC, and Starz. In addition to creating stlfilmwire.com, a staple of communication for Midwest filmmakers and production crews, Adam also serves as a regular member of the St. Louis International Film Festival Short Film Jury and has served as a first-round judge of the Cinemaspoke screenwriting competition. Adam's first producing credit, April is My Religion, was selected as the inaugural DVD release for Film Threat's DVD distribution company, and has been featured at film festivals in several cities across the country.
About the Movie
In the spirit of independent genre comedies such as Napoleon Dynamite and Office Space, our story is about a group of friends who step away from their lives and fake their own deaths to realize their life-long dream of starting a ninjas-for-hire business. Full-Time Ninjas is first and foremost, a comedy with hilarious situations and outrageous characters. The movie resonates themes of brotherhood, entrepreneurship, and pursuing a dream no matter how crazy it may seem. If you are potential investor, please contact us and a full business plan will be sent out ASAP.
The Script
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