It’s no secret that the Full-Time Ninjas have been pumped and pimping this Super Wachowski Bros. (The Matrix, Bound) produced enhanced throwback to the awesome ninja movies you and I grew up with. Now it’s time to support your ninja brothers by going out and buying a copy of this on DVD or Blu Ray so Hollywood gets the message and makes more ninja movies like this! (GiJoe: Rise of Cobra does NOT count! Sorry Snake Eyes. You still my homeboy.)
Ninja Assassin a razor-blade perfect homage/remix/ode to the off-limits VHS ninja movies of our youth featuring Korean pop star Rain getting down to like negative body fat as he uses his mad skillz to protect Naomi Harris from the shadowy hand of an evil ninja clan. Don’t sweat the details, get some friends over, pop open a Red Bull case and some vodka, and turn up the sound system. From the epic opening scene to the climatic Ninja Scroll-like burning battle this movie has teeth and demands respect!
So to repeat if you grew up on this:
