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The Filmmakers

Jeremy Corray, Writer/Director - Full-Time Ninjas will mark his debut as a feature film director, yet he already holds a proven comedic track record with over 4 million views of his online comedic shorts. His high-impact comedy, Every Thirty Seconds, has been featured on Comedy Central, VH1 and was an official selection of the HBO U.S Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado in addition to 30 other film festivals around the world. It was this production that gained him initial interest from the producers of the television series On The Lot, where he was hand-picked by Steven Spielberg to be a finalist for the show.

Adam Hackbarth, Writer/Producer - A prolific screenwriter and producer, Adam has produced screenplays for films which have been seen on Showtime, TMC, and Starz. In addition to creating stlfilmwire.com, a staple of communication for Midwest filmmakers and production crews, Adam also serves as a regular member of the St. Louis International Film Festival Short Film Jury and has served as a first-round judge of the Cinemaspoke screenwriting competition. Adam's first producing credit, April is My Religion, was selected as the inaugural DVD release for Film Threat's DVD distribution company, and has been featured at film festivals in several cities across the country.

About the Movie

In the spirit of independent genre comedies such as Napoleon Dynamite and Office Space, our story is about a group of friends who step away from their lives and fake their own deaths to realize their life-long dream of starting a ninjas-for-hire business. Full-Time Ninjas is first and foremost, a comedy with hilarious situations and outrageous characters. The movie resonates themes of brotherhood, entrepreneurship, and pursuing a dream no matter how crazy it may seem. If you are potential investor, please contact us and a full business plan will be sent out ASAP.

The Script

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