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Ah. Smell it. It’s in the air. Holiday shoppers rushing by in search of Black Friday deals long taken. By the ninja. A slight chill in the air. To the ninja, the elements do not matter. Yes, tomorrow, Sat. Dec.5, please take a moment to silently acknowledge the incredible pop-culture contributions of our silent assassin friends known as the ninja. For tomorrow is Day of the Ninja.
What is the Full-Time Ninja team up to for DOTN09? Well, let’s just say the ninja army has been notified and is ready to deploy. Hopefully you will see soon. How can you celebrate? Simple, go check out the incredible action flick Ninja Assassin which is getting great reviews for it’s ninjtastic fight scenes:
Or hit Asylum’s Best and Worst Ninja List by clicking here and learn what purple ninja has a blood feud with Chuck Norris by clicking here: Asylum’s Day of the Ninja List.
Finally, if you really want to celebrate with some adult beverages and shredded meat, look no further then the Ninja Master Prep from the fine folks at Euro-Pro. It claims to use Ninja Technology for unique processing power for uniform cutting and ice crushing action. If you can make a mean chicken salad imagine what it would do to your mortal enemy!
Either way enjoy Day of the Ninja and check back soon for an update on our own Full-Time Ninja celebration!
Awesome! Our “Ninjas Protest a Pirate Festival” short will be featured at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal on July 21 at 9AM. It’s an honor to be playing in the same fest that will premiere Judd Apatow’s Funny People with Adam Sandler as well as the Broken Lizard team’s new movie Slammin’ Salmon as well. Guess that means a little comedy-validation for all you potential investors out there, doesn’t it?
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The Filmmakers
Contact UsJeremy Corray, Writer/Director - Full-Time Ninjas will mark his debut as a feature film director, yet he already holds a proven comedic track record with over 4 million views of his online comedic shorts. His high-impact comedy, Every Thirty Seconds, has been featured on Comedy Central, VH1 and was an official selection of the HBO U.S Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado in addition to 30 other film festivals around the world. It was this production that gained him initial interest from the producers of the television series On The Lot, where he was hand-picked by Steven Spielberg to be a finalist for the show.
Adam Hackbarth, Writer/Producer - A prolific screenwriter and producer, Adam has produced screenplays for films which have been seen on Showtime, TMC, and Starz. In addition to creating stlfilmwire.com, a staple of communication for Midwest filmmakers and production crews, Adam also serves as a regular member of the St. Louis International Film Festival Short Film Jury and has served as a first-round judge of the Cinemaspoke screenwriting competition. Adam's first producing credit, April is My Religion, was selected as the inaugural DVD release for Film Threat's DVD distribution company, and has been featured at film festivals in several cities across the country.
About the Movie
In the spirit of independent genre comedies such as Napoleon Dynamite and Office Space, our story is about a group of friends who step away from their lives and fake their own deaths to realize their life-long dream of starting a ninjas-for-hire business. Full-Time Ninjas is first and foremost, a comedy with hilarious situations and outrageous characters. The movie resonates themes of brotherhood, entrepreneurship, and pursuing a dream no matter how crazy it may seem. If you are potential investor, please contact us and a full business plan will be sent out ASAP.
The Script
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